Friday, April 23, 2021

ok I'm better now here's the character types I like

  • Anime girl who's midtier popular in the fandom who loves pretty things and has identity issues (Shizuku Osaka and Sango Suzumura)
  • The sweet, charismatic gyaru (Lisa Imai and Touko Kirigaya)
  • The chuunibyou. I am only really familiar with one, maybe the fourth most popular chuunibyou in America (Yoshiko Tsushima)
  • The tall white guy that uses his knowledge for problem-solving (Egon Spengler and The Doctor)
  • Any anime girl born on April 3rd (Shizuku, Mao Otoha, Haruka Amami, Mejiro McQueen, Luna Hinomae)
  • Relatable snarky asshole (Peter Venkman alongside others)
  • Just generic anime girls that aren't the leader (maybe because I project onto them)
I kin the majority of the characters so don't take this as a "this is my type" list.

Wednesday, April 21, 2021

hi

 people who aren't me are so perfect how do they do it they are:

  • not mixed
  • not american
  • highly educated
  • do more than america combined
  • not have to care about american politics therefore don't have to be far-left minors like me
  • have a legitimate social circle not just five scattered friends
  • don't lie
  • don't do one thing a day I have reached so far of a low that I can only do one thing a day

Saturday, April 10, 2021

Mini Puft theories

Just some theories. If you haven't seen the new scene for the Ghostbusters Afterlife movie, it's out. Not really a spoiler since these new characters are like the marketable tiny characters of the film, but if you want to avoid them, then spoilers ahead.

There's new characters introduced this week called the Mini Pufts. I have theories about them.

  • The first theory I have is that the mini pufts will turn into a giant stay puft. I think it's the most likely to come true, though I don't know for how long they'll stay like that.
  • The second theory, which is very unlikely but I think is interesting, is that it's Gozer's poops. This was the case in Ghostbusters Deviations but this will most likely not happen. Why? First off, GBAL is not Deviations, second, that's really gross, third, the mini pufts in Ghostbusters Deviations look little to nothing like the ones in GBAL.
  • The third theory is that the marshmallow stuff has essence of Gozer and the Ghostbusters, and that's why they want to rip apart everything, including themselves. I came up with this mostly because of Citizen Ghost, but like the second thing, this might not be the case.
  • The last theory I'll put up here for now is that the mini Pufts were summoned by Callie, Trevor, and Phoebe's presence, and probably the presence of Venkman, Stantz, and Zeddemore. I say this because maybe the city Callie moved to was haunted, and spectral energy increased because of their blood relation to Dr. Egon Spengler.
Edit (June 9th): Interestingly, the normal Stay Puft is said to not return in this movie. That's pretty interesting, but it makes sense, since the Mini Pufts would rather kill each other than merge into one. But what is their final goal, if they have one?

Tuesday, April 6, 2021

My stance on the "boycott"

 There's a lot of things to unwrap about the mobile game boycott, specifically for one game (which I don't wanna name for some reason), and maybe another. I'll put some on the screen.

Dark skin characters

Two characters, I'll call them Lock and Dawn, have some portrayals not seen very cash money. I'll say them right now.

The first one, fake name Lock, is an eye-patched man who is a knight. But there are a few things about him questioned by "14 she/them autistic"s right now. There's a comment by a character theorizing that under Lock's eyepatch is just white skin, and he'll be a laughing stock, which is very weird. There is also him being called "exotic" by the game. Apparently it was a mistranslation, and the right word was "foreign", not exotic.

The second one, fake name Dawn, is a dark-skinned Asian girl. She is said to be scary and weird to everyone, and if she locks eyes with a baby, it will cry. While the reason why she is said to be scary is because she's a rockstar with seemingly edgy clothing, the reasons why this comment is coming to attention is that she and Lock are some of the only dark-skinned characters in the game.

Another complaint is that their skin color is seemingly inconsistent compared to their art. Which, no offense, is just adding fuel to the flames. The art of Lock and Dawn mentioned is in neutral lighting, while the images where their skin is lighter is showing them under the sunlight. Gimme a break.

Creepy NPC

There are also two creepy NPCs in the game, and a few other creepy remarks.

There's a character I'll call Brick, who's stalking one of the other characters, who I'll call Aria, who is 16. It's creepy, but I don't have enough context for this, despite seeing him for myself at one point. Sorry!

There's also a character I'll call Ted, who wants to confess his love to a girl I'll call Flora. Problem is... Flora is a kid. Except, she wasn't a kid before. In the beta release of this game, Selphie was an adult, so Ted's behavior was at least a little more justified, but the people who played the beta game wanted more kids. So the creators of the game aged down Selphie, but forgot to remove Ted, or at least changed his dialogue. If anything comes out of this genshintwt shit, make it be with these two.

































There's also Gia, who is a legal adult. But she gets comments from drunkards to meow like a cat and stuff like that, and Gia hates it. It's good that this isn't being glorified.

The last thing I saw is the model name in the game for shorter characters like Gia: Loli. This is short for "lolicon", basically meaning "sexually attracted to child cartoon characters" (or something to that extent I'm stupid). In the west, using the word loli so casually is inexcusable but... the game I'm talking about comes from Asia. East Asia. So I can't comment on this yet.

EDIT 11/14/2021: This Gia I spoke of was a child bartender and I've never noticed because I've never spoken to her in game, she is not legal, she is 10

Enemies

Unfortunately, I'm gonna keep this brief, despite being the most commented on part of the boycott.

The main enemies of the game are a tribe of fantasy creatures cursed by some abyss group. However, they use references of indigenous people. The ones on the opposing side say that nobody should use indigenous people as reference for monsters. The defensive side says that

Unfortunately, I can't personally comment on this, since I'm not indigenous, so it's not my place. Same thing about the India stuff, sorry!

Postponing events, gacha

Idgaf. I don't. Seriously. Complain what you want. It's just a game. Some of these republicans are like "wow you sjw's are complaining about the enemy thing but not about the gachas?" like dude, that matters way less than the other stuff. If you don't care, grow up and spread the word about real problems.

(breaking news robo is a hypocrite)

Security

Also don't care. While it has to be fixed, let's not talk about problems that should only be sent to the company and again, spread the word about real problems about people.

Outro

This tag came out half a year too late. The majority of this stuff was from 2020 and it feels like these people are calling the company out on their BS because they were told to. Well, yeah, they were, why else would it be trending, but why do this in April instead of when the game came out or when Dawn got released?

They even changed the tag from "boycott[game]" to "dobetter[company]" just so they didn't have to uninstall the game. If you hate it so much, don't go to the new Childe banner and uninstall the game.

If I had 10,000 dollars...

 I would probably conduct a SynthV chorus where I made all the women sing whatever I want. And I would also buy music production material an...